Disney has done it again—taken a beloved classic, wrung it through the corporate “modernization” machine, and spat out a hollow, unrecognizable mess. The live-action Snow White (2025) is an absolute trainwreck, an insult to the timeless fairytale, and a cautionary tale for parents who value storytelling, magic, and basic filmmaking competence.
Let’s start with the so-called “lead” of the film: Rachel Zegler. It’s one thing to lack charisma, but Zegler takes it a step further by delivering her lines with the enthusiasm of someone reading a tax return. Snow White is supposed to be kind, graceful, and full of wonder—what we get instead is a smug, insufferable heroine who barely resembles the character we all grew up with.
Her line delivery is stilted, her facial expressions flat, sometimes almost painful, and her disdain for the original story practically oozes off the screen. In interviews, she made it clear she didn’t care for the original Snow White, and it shows. She acts like she’s above the role, turning the once-lovable princess into a bland, preachy protagonist who lacks even an ounce of charm.
Disney’s Snow White isn’t a fairytale—it’s a dry, lifeless, politically charged lecture disguised as a film. Gone are the whimsical, enchanting elements that made the original a masterpiece. Instead, we’re subjected to heavy-handed messaging, bizarre narrative choices, and a world devoid of joy.
The Evil Queen (played by Gal Gadot) is about the only thing remotely watchable in this movie, but even her scenes suffer from clunky dialogue and uninspired directing. The Prince? Practically nonexistent, because apparently, romance is out of fashion. The dwarves? Oh, we’ll get to that nightmare fuel in a second.
One of the biggest crimes of this movie is its visual effects—or lack thereof. Remember the adorable woodland creatures from the 1937 classic? Well, Disney replaced them with horrifying, uncanny-valley CGI abominations that look like they crawled out of a student’s first attempt at 3D animation.
And the dwarves? My god, the dwarves. What were they thinking? Instead of the charming, distinct personalities we remember, we get an unholy abomination of poorly-rendered CGI figures that look like they belong in a low-budget horror movie. These “dwarves” aren’t even voiced or performed in a way that makes them endearing outside of a few shining moments with a Dopey character that looks like he was borrow for Alfred E. Neuman of Mad magazine stardom — they’re just there, floating through scenes like terrifying specters, haunting audiences instead of entertaining them.
There’s a reason this film is tanking. Disney underestimated audiences yet again, thinking they could slap a classic name on a soulless product and expect people to love it. But viewers, critics, and general audiences alike are rejecting this disaster. The film’s box office numbers are abysmal, and it’s safe to say that no amount of corporate spin can salvage this colossal failure.
If you love the magic of Disney’s original Snow White, stay far, far away from this film. It’s a dreary, self-important mess with a wooden lead actress, horrific visuals, and absolutely none of the charm, beauty, or storytelling that made the original a Disney legend that formed a legacy that seemed to maintain the film company as a household name, until it's downward spiral the last ten years..
If there's anything I can leave you with it's simply this, save yourself the pain. Show your kids the real Snow White; THave a date at home with your signifigant other and watch the original, the one that actually understood what a fairytale is supposed to be.